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Sexy, innit?
I went to the Friday prayer with blatant disregard to my dad’s constant advice that I shouldn’t take my fancy shoes or sandals to the mosque, given he did one day and had his stolen. Every other week I hear that advice, however I never thought it’d happen to me because..well I’m awesome.
Of course from the picture, you must conclude that the above paragraph and my confidence in my intimidating foot presence is a load of crap. I had my fancy sandals stolen, I sat on my fancy sunglasses and bent it and I returned home with a pair of sandals that slipped off my feet with every step because it looks like it was gang banged by a tribe of hungry dogs. Making you wonder if that’s paint on the left one or dog love juice.
To my surprise,well not really, I managed to pull them off and make them look sexy. I think the difference in size between the pair helped to highlight the curves of my toes while improving their Enzo like aerodynamics.
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laaaa its sooo sexy..:P
Comment by Maze July 31, 2009 @ 1:44 PMI’ll auction it if more readers are interested. :D
Comment by suspic July 31, 2009 @ 1:46 PMOne day they will sell those in Villa Moda, trust me ra7 t9eer HABBA yedeeda
Comment by Frankom July 31, 2009 @ 1:50 PM“N3al dirty”, I see it happening. =O
Comment by suspic August 2, 2009 @ 12:46 PMIT BUUURNS! MY EYES, MY EYEESSSSS!
Good god, I almost died choking on my churro! Next time please give your readers a heads up before posting something like this.
Back to the point, why the hell would someone steal stuff at the Mosque? 7abakat ya3ni? :/
Comment by SlouchyPants July 31, 2009 @ 2:30 PMI don’t need a heads up, you expect ruggid firey sexiness when entering my blog. =O
On a more serious note, sometimes if you’re poor you lose your faith in everything, including God..so they might not have the same respect to mosques as others do.
Comment by suspic August 2, 2009 @ 12:54 PMI was so not expecting that picture. At first, I just stared at it.
Comment by Carpe Diem July 31, 2009 @ 6:22 PMAnyway, thats what you get for not listening to papa dearest ;)
You’re one lucky shit they left you two, albeit their vast differences!
I actually stole those from the mosque’s bathrooms. :(
They keep a ton of them there, so you’d leave your shoes and wear those while washing up so you wouldn’t spoil your fancy shoes/sandals with water.
Comment by suspic August 2, 2009 @ 1:04 PMthe best part enhom different sizes
testahal ma tesma3 kalam dad
Comment by Al-Murqab July 31, 2009 @ 11:52 PMThey’re sexy, better than the old one. Imagine them with a winter dishdasha. =O
Comment by suspic August 2, 2009 @ 1:06 PMhe might be trying to give u a msg, by literally putting you in his shoes..
Comment by Miznah August 1, 2009 @ 1:09 AMfancy goods are so cliche my dear..
celebrate humbleness! ;)
I like to think of it as him teaching me that I make the shoes fancy, not the shoes themselves. :D
Comment by suspic August 2, 2009 @ 1:07 PMlet me get this straight !.. so ur fany sandals got stolen and u like “burrowed” the slippers from the mosque ?
Comment by Cooookiez August 1, 2009 @ 3:22 AMI stole them from the mosque. :D
They keep a lot of similar ones so you’d wear them wintai titwathain bidal la tbalileen your shoes with your wet feet. =O
Comment by suspic August 2, 2009 @ 1:08 PMshame on you :P so you’re complaining about a guy who stole your sandals while you also decided to steal the slippers from the mosque ?:P 3al aqal your thief had some taste :P
Comment by Cooookiez August 3, 2009 @ 4:34 AMthe real question here is: did you actually take a picture of your feet before leaving to the mosque (just in case)? or are you just trying to prove a point by pulling a fast one and fake picture?
Comment by Frogman August 1, 2009 @ 8:26 AMNo, that’s after I got home and had nothing to do nor any family members to complain to. :D
Comment by suspic August 2, 2009 @ 1:10 PMI was reading that while having breakfast baby. You can only imagine the level of DISGUST I was in.
THANK YOU ! LOL
Comment by Abdullah August 1, 2009 @ 1:32 PMExcoooz you, cracka! My feet should be the syrup to your proverbial pancakes! :(
Comment by suspic August 2, 2009 @ 1:11 PMlol i don’t know how some manage to still do that steeling shoes , u can get one i believe for 2 kd or something now
Comment by Rania August 3, 2009 @ 2:54 PMYeah but the cost of going there to the said cheap market + their laziness + loss of faith in society probably just wants to steal my shoes.
ORR they just want to sniff my sandals. The perverts! :(
Comment by suspic August 4, 2009 @ 12:15 PM” sniff my sandals, The perverts” looool man that was funny ur sandals ain’t crack
Comment by Rania August 4, 2009 @ 2:01 PMI know. They’re better than crack. =O
Have you seen my feet? Hubba hubba, yes? :D
Comment by suspic August 4, 2009 @ 2:03 PMPoor suspic…. Let this be a lesson to be learned for all of us! :P
Comment by Trixie August 3, 2009 @ 4:48 PMUncle suspic aims to please and educate. :D
Comment by suspic August 4, 2009 @ 12:17 PMWallah inik magrood ya 3azoooz ;)
Comment by sambousa August 3, 2009 @ 5:48 PMhallah hallah =O
Comment by suspic August 4, 2009 @ 12:18 PMOh stealing in the mosque, it’s very becoming. Next time get slippers, dip them in .. umm, dog juice as you so nicely put it, and staple on a D&G sign. That’ll teach them. Ew. I just really grossed myself out. And I was actually craving juice… and I grossed myself out again. Ok, bye!
Comment by Heroine August 3, 2009 @ 6:07 PMCovering them with the sticky rat poison thingy would be funner!
The thief would literally walk the walk of shame. =O
Comment by suspic August 4, 2009 @ 12:20 PMyou have ugly feet. is your face as usly as your feet?
Comment by Sh7afana August 5, 2009 @ 11:42 PMThe better question, is your face as beautiful as my feet?
I think not. =O
Comment by suspic August 6, 2009 @ 6:04 PMWith your hot legs, you can pull off any shoe or sandals anytime! Just look at how you worked those sandals! I’m simply mesmerized! heheh
Comment by eleventh.st August 11, 2009 @ 10:37 AMHubba hubba!
I aim to please. :D
Comment by suspic August 11, 2009 @ 12:23 PMAfter a week of mind boggling research, I found a solution for you!!
http://www.eleventh-st.com/2009/08/17/how-to-prevent-shoe-theft/
Comment by eleventh.st August 18, 2009 @ 11:23 PM<3
If only I could do it while looking uber smooth, I'd do it. :(
Comment by suspic August 19, 2009 @ 1:28 AMRamdam in around the corner. Shoes getting stolen at mosque makes me wonder. all this hypocracy
Comment by suzan abi hana August 15, 2009 @ 1:09 PMWell, poverty and crime don’t take a break. =O
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Comment by Ruby Woo August 18, 2009 @ 3:47 AMWtf, why? :(
I think you mean *love. :D
Comment by suspic August 18, 2009 @ 3:48 AM