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I’ve recently started using Windows7 and so far it’s exceptionally faster than Windows Vista which was absolutely crap. Literal crap that kept getting slower and slower by the day. It was as if you were watching a turd slide down a baby’s diaper all the way to the baby’s thigh and inevitably the floor being rock bottom.
My non-techie impression is that it’s pretty and much faster. My only problem is the QuickLaunch and my inability to add the desktop to it like the older Windows versions. Perhaps it’s my lack of knowledge but I’m completely speechless as to why they would put the built-in Show Desktop button all the way to the far right when all the apps are to the far left.
It’s one of those cases of being stupid for the sake of being stupid. You know, when we were kids and we put a lit match in our mouths, closed our mouths and then opened ‘ed to let out smoke? That’s purely being stupid for the sake of being stupid except we were kids and this is a computer software with a heap of money invested in it.
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mmm…
If, as a kid, I never did the match in my mouth thing, by deduction, does that mean I shouldnt use windows 7?
Comment by DanDoooN January 15, 2010 @ 11:27 AMYou’ll catch up on what you missed with the stupid desktop thing. =O
Comment by suspic January 17, 2010 @ 4:00 PMana agol hid il windows ib kobra oo join the MAC club
Comment by lemon-aid January 15, 2010 @ 12:25 PM3an qareeb bithn allah. =O
Comment by suspic January 17, 2010 @ 4:01 PMwhich is exactly why you stop fighting the elitist origins in you and convert to mac
Comment by dainty January 15, 2010 @ 7:49 PMI prefer to be an elitist among commoners, than an elitist between elitists making me a commoner. =O
Comment by suspic January 17, 2010 @ 4:02 PMI took it up a notch and stuck the match vertically in my mouth and couldn’t remove it afterwards for quite some time.
Comment by ryan seacrest January 15, 2010 @ 8:18 PMThere’s an insanely vulgar joke there but I respect you as a reader of an unfamiliar name. =O
Comment by suspic January 17, 2010 @ 4:03 PM.
ithbat wijood faqa6 la ‘3air
Comment by 7afsa January 16, 2010 @ 3:53 PMLaw taktiben kutob ya 7af9a, malich wijood. =O
O hatha rayi, faqa6 la ghair.
Comment by suspic January 17, 2010 @ 4:47 PMhow was it vulgar or a joke you crazed bohemian?
Comment by ryan seacrest January 17, 2010 @ 8:53 PMSticking something into your mouth vertically didn’t provoke a chuckle in you?
I’m disappointed.
Comment by suspic January 24, 2010 @ 12:00 AMugh shaklik you’re gonna give up blogging and just twitter like the nancy pancy that u are.
Comment by ryan seacrest January 21, 2010 @ 2:37 AMYou miss me, o’loyal reader? :(
Comment by suspic January 24, 2010 @ 12:02 AM