Tuesday December 01st 2009, 6:10 AM
Filed under: suspic's speeches
Filed under: suspic's speeches
We live in a dandy society where street etiquette one would give and take depends on what type of vehicle you drive. For example, if your ride is German, posh, up to date and quite polished you would be treated as a civilian. On the other hand, if you drive an ugly, tiny, Japanese car you would be treated as scum that deserves to remain on the far right lane.
I personally experienced that the other day when I went to a camp that’s in the deserts of far, far away. That being said, I decided to take another, lowly, car for such a long, rough drive. Here’s what you will experience when you drive a labor-esque car:
- You are absolutely forbidden to drive on the far left lane. You’re a peasant who remains on the right lane.
- If you flicker your lights to surpass anyone, you will be ignored.
- You will be in a light adventurous mood throughout your drive and attempt to crash the car at every turn because anything below Kuwaiti standards is destroyable despite financial value and longevity.
End of transmission.
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This is just a reflection of our Kuwaiti society and also a lesson for you to learn and always take your posh car even if you were going to a camp in order to be respected on our streets.
You peasants never learn.
Comment by dainty December 1, 2009 @ 8:41 AMI aim to please. :(
Comment by suspic December 2, 2009 @ 6:45 AMU r absolutely right, the funniest thing is driving an old German car worth less than 4,000 KD will give u more respect on the road than driving a new Japanese car worth more than 7,000 KD.
Comment by Hamad-F10 December 1, 2009 @ 3:48 PMHaha, exactly. Anything provoking a “yimkin kuwaiti” reaction will grant you uber respect. =O
Comment by suspic December 2, 2009 @ 6:45 AMi miss the suspic!
is that what you’re been doing while you’re away?? getting runover by cars in the far, far desert?
Comment by ĐǻñĎõøðñ December 1, 2009 @ 9:52 PMThe suspic misses you! =O
Yes mostly drinking coffee and heading to the far away desert. :(
Comment by suspic December 2, 2009 @ 6:46 AMppl take ferraris to elshalaihat wenta u take a crappy car? fashaltnaaaaa ;p
Comment by um-mit3ib December 2, 2009 @ 12:58 AMShalaih akhith sayarti, mokhayam laish ba3ad? =O
Especially if it’s in nuwaiseeb. =O
Comment by suspic December 2, 2009 @ 6:47 AMu never fail to crack me up suspee!
Comment by FourMe December 2, 2009 @ 9:12 PMI aim to please. Happy you is much more welcome than angry you. :c
Comment by suspic December 3, 2009 @ 10:43 AMNow that drives straight to the paint shop on auto-pilot.
I love the kitty, on dolls not on rolls.
The number 53 is crying..
~ Soul
Comment by Soul December 2, 2009 @ 9:44 PMDamn globalization. :(
Arabs wanting to marry anime girls, and VW Beetles wanting to be Hello Kitty. =O
Comment by suspic December 3, 2009 @ 10:47 AMThat is the reason why nuclear weapons exist.
~ Soul
Comment by Soul December 8, 2009 @ 10:44 PMOne thing I can never tolerate is when someone who isn’t from Kuwait flashes me from behind AKA someone with a saudi/qatari/bahraini license plate.
Im like ‘wtf is this nosegay thinking? gtfo of here nigguh you dont even @#%@#%@# live here’
racist? na, more of a realist.
Comment by sexleg December 14, 2009 @ 7:07 PMI absolutely loathe foreigners. They flash you but when you flash them they act as if they don’t understand the basic concept of “flash flash, gtfo, flash flash”. =O
Comment by suspic December 14, 2009 @ 11:46 PM