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I’ve been contacted by the royal family of Dubai to pay their state a visit and demonstrate my legs at a hotel of theirs and negotiate selling a picture of my legs for their currency. The only issue is, how can you put a value to my untamed beasts?
A gig that’s not worthy of the suspic, however when you’re blessed with sexy hairy legs like mine you truly understand Uncle Ben’s wise words, when he said to confused Spiderman “With great power, comes great responsibility”.
A safari, ski lessons, jet skis, sand dune humpin’ ATVs, 3D horror movie and bending over in front of a shark at an aquarium are some of the highlights I plan to have.
I’m contemplating wearing a fanny pack just to test the limits of my sexiness by turning it into a weapon of sex appeal to seduce the ladies as I unzip..my fanny pack.
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YALLA SRAINAA ;)
Comment by abi cheeseburger June 15, 2009 @ 8:22 AMLa. Taghmiz.
Comment by suspic June 21, 2009 @ 12:57 AMwhat is it with and ur legs :P !! u make them sound like heidi’s klum 4 million-worth legs ! u guys must be related :P
Comment by Cooookiez June 15, 2009 @ 8:33 AMYou can put a value on her legs, the same cannot be said about mine. =O
Comment by suspic June 21, 2009 @ 12:59 AMYeah Suspic, go on and show them sexy legs! mmmhhmm.
Comment by Zuno June 15, 2009 @ 8:53 AMmmmhmmmmmm!
*snaps fingers*
Comment by suspic June 21, 2009 @ 12:59 AMyou can wear it if you promise to post pics =D
Comment by ĐǻñĎõøðñ June 15, 2009 @ 11:58 AMHell no. :D
Comment by suspic June 21, 2009 @ 12:59 AMwhat color is it?”=O”
Comment by Fanatic June 15, 2009 @ 1:45 PMBlack as night. =O
Comment by suspic June 21, 2009 @ 1:00 AMooohhhh fun activities!
Please let them double check that the media has been altered of your presences in dubai, so they can make sure to have coverage of your legs for the evening news!
eheh
Comment by eleventh.st June 15, 2009 @ 9:54 PMThey better have HD TV if they want to capture it. =O
Comment by suspic June 21, 2009 @ 1:00 AMBUM BAGS ARE MUY CALIENTE!
I like to turn it around to emphasize the wonderful shape of my behind. You see, a bum bag right over the butt screams “Hey, check out the ass on this shmexy goddess of a female!”
Good times..
Comment by SlouchyPants June 15, 2009 @ 11:17 PMI like to put it on the side ’cause gangstas hold their fanny packs sideways. =O
Comment by suspic June 21, 2009 @ 1:01 AM