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When you watch an action movie that’s Rated PG-13 “for intense sequences of violent action and some language”, what would you expect? You’d naturally expect an action movie that’s suitable for teenagers with parental guidance advised.
Oddly enough, in these movies there are always scenes which are sexual in nature but aren’t by the book of rating. There’s always that horny girl sniffing the hero’s body with intense lust wearing a smooth, curve hugging rubber dress with her tongue out. Obviously not in that specific image, but you should get the rather sensual picture.
Other sexual hints were more direct. For example, body searching a girl, spreading her legs and squeezing her ass slowly with quite the close up. Another example would be the hero lifting a girl with his arm between her thighs in a fight scene. A fighter would naturally choose a super punch to her fragile face, but a smooth hero would naturally give her crotch an arm ride to sedate her.
The idea is to sell the movie to the horny teenager in the audience. The general idea is that marketing surrounds us, and it’s all about business. The director wants to sell seats. The more you read into things, the more you see a direct business aspect to everything.
A lighter example was a friend ranting off at the sheesha prices being raised at the local cafe and calling it a betrayal to the customer and an evil Jewish conspiracy, while in reality it was a simple increase in input prices that raised the price of the product.
In conclusion, the guy who squeezed the girl’s ass got stabbed in the crotch with a knife. Always check the girl for knives before you squeeze, gentlemen. Oh and squeeze a random guy’s ass afterwards to avoid being called sexist.
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First off before I begin my rebuttal,
“fighter would naturally choose a super punch to her fragile face, but a smooth hero would naturally give her crotch an arm ride to sedate her.”
F..F.F.FALCON PUNCH!
Ok now that is out of my system, lol chronicles of riddick, too bad ass a movie for a pipsqueak like you.
“The idea is to sell the movie to the horny teenager in the audience. The general idea is that marketing surrounds us, and it’s all about business. The director wants to sell seats. The more you read into things, the more you see a direct business aspect to everything.”
I disagree, it is not quite simply a method of appealing to teenage audiences.
The image of a hero throughout history has always been of a man rescuing a woman. As the centuries have gone by, the taboo of sex has been lifted and thus incorporated into this image. While yes sex does sell, in the case with CoR, it wasn’t really the motion the director was going for.
In today’s world, the image of a knight slaying a dragon has taken on a new form, it’s a muscular, masculine looking figure whose silent body language does most of the talking.
The female is submissive, obedient, and powerless to refuse the advances of said male, and displays an act of defiance on the outside while deep down, she lingers to be embraced in his arms.
This is the new and improved male hero of the 21st century and our societies have embedded this docile behavior in women to accept this hero, this persona of man on a subconscious level.
However, with the rise of feminism, we see the forces of the feminazi’s marching ever relentlessly over the man-made societal structures, in their hopes to change things.
The heroine, so adequately depicted in the movie Alien (which also marked the first true heroine of the 21st century in film), perhaps undeliberately has even taken on the traits of the masculine hero.
anyways, i must break character, as im going to be late for my exam so imma be back niga
Comment by FUZZY BEAR January 25, 2010 @ 7:19 AMQuite the analysis and perspective, sticky bear.
So was the director’s intention to stay true to the modern definition of a hero, or simply to supply to a need of such a hero to sell seats for his movie to make a profit?
I’ll be waiting, care bear.
Comment by suspic January 25, 2010 @ 7:55 AMWOW WOW Fuzzy Bear WOW! One hell of a rant there. Inzain I demand a thorough explanation of this: “However, with the rise of feminism, we see the forces of the feminazi’s marching ever relentlessly over the man-made societal structures, in their hopes to change things.”
What Feminazi? Does that “movement” even have a pull anymore?
Maybe the very concept of having an actual hero in a movie, i.e. a character who performs a resounding act of self-sacrifice, be it a man or a woman, should be rethought as it is – quite frankly – too damn rare. On the other hand, maybe just maybe if more of them teenagers see heroic acts in movies they’ll grow up aspiring to that. Ah what do I know…
But I do believe that oftentimes when men perform an act of greatness you’ll find that the route incentive for the act was to impress a woman.
Comment by 1001Nights January 25, 2010 @ 11:13 AMinta ily sayer rated R :P
Comment by um-mit3ib January 25, 2010 @ 4:04 PM6ool 3umri sexy yakhooch. =O
I like to think I’m a sex icon. :c
Comment by suspic January 26, 2010 @ 10:01 PMLOL eee it never hurts to “think” it :P
Comment by um-mit3ib January 31, 2010 @ 4:30 AMIt’s not a rant, a rant would be like the first post of my ‘blog’.
I shall explain myself, maybe after I get some food.
Or perhaps not.
The plot thickens.
Comment by FUZZY BEAR January 25, 2010 @ 5:36 PMIt thickens as your belly inflates, chubby boy. =O
Comment by suspic January 26, 2010 @ 10:02 PMLOL! A very dazzling post I must say, well written and I do agree, after all, it is profit what we all seek for. Well, some of us at least.
I’ll be waiting for you to write in your get to know the suspic’s column: ” The suspic admires dainty, hubba hubba! “
Comment by dainty January 25, 2010 @ 10:47 PMThank you, and I aim to please. =O
About the addition to get to know the suspic, no. :c
Comment by suspic January 26, 2010 @ 10:06 PM@Dainty: all u need to know about suspic is that he’s got an afro and a stache’ that does the human race no justice.
& he’s ghey
Comment by FUZZY BEAR January 26, 2010 @ 11:17 PMTwo days on twitter and you’re already speaking @ language, eh?
Your personality was crushed by the wave. You’re officially a “trendy” person. Proceed to drop to your knees and scream Vader style. =O
Comment by suspic January 27, 2010 @ 12:31 AMif he was gay, then he had redefined gayness to me.
Comment by dainty January 30, 2010 @ 12:58 AMlook whose talking
the old suspic… suspic classic would never have succumbed to the masses and use TwiTtEr or leave ultra nice comments to people who compliment you.
it seems the student has surpassed the master. oh how the mighty have fallen.
Comment by FUZZY BEAR January 27, 2010 @ 2:40 AMRevenge of the fallen came to mind.
Awesome title. There’s a wet tissue joke there but you have to be epic to see it. =O
Comment by suspic February 16, 2010 @ 5:02 AMdid i hear something a random guy’s ass being squeezed in the end??
Comment by doona January 27, 2010 @ 8:33 PMYes, and if that happens..”somebody gonna get hurt!”
Comment by suspic February 16, 2010 @ 5:03 AMhmmm ..so this is what u end up with a pretty messed up childhood :P
Comment by cooookiez February 2, 2010 @ 12:25 AMMessed up is another name for the word interesting. =O
Comment by suspic February 16, 2010 @ 5:05 AMor watch it on one of the MBCs to enrich ur imagination!:p
Comment by Sumaiah February 12, 2010 @ 9:29 PMI concur. =O
Comment by suspic February 16, 2010 @ 5:05 AM