When you watch an action movie that’s Rated PG-13 “for intense sequences of violent action and some language”, what would you expect? You’d naturally expect an action movie that’s suitable for teenagers with parental guidance advised.

Oddly enough, in these movies there are always scenes which are sexual in nature but aren’t by the book of rating. There’s always that horny girl sniffing the hero’s body with intense lust wearing a smooth, curve hugging rubber dress with her tongue out. Obviously not in that specific image, but you should get the rather sensual picture.

Other sexual hints were more direct. For example, body searching a girl, spreading her legs and squeezing her ass slowly with quite the close up. Another example would be the hero lifting a girl with his arm between her thighs in a fight scene. A fighter would naturally choose a super punch to her fragile face, but a smooth hero would naturally give her crotch an arm ride to sedate her.

The idea is to sell the movie to the horny teenager in the audience. The general idea is that marketing surrounds us, and it’s all about business. The director wants to sell seats. The more you read into things, the more you see a direct business aspect to everything.

A lighter example was a friend ranting off at the sheesha prices being raised at the local cafe and calling it a betrayal to the customer and an evil Jewish conspiracy, while in reality it was a simple increase in input prices that raised the price of the product.

In conclusion, the guy who squeezed the girl’s ass got stabbed in the crotch with a knife. Always check the girl for knives before you squeeze, gentlemen. Oh and squeeze a random guy’s ass afterwards to avoid being called sexist.

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There are times in a man’s life when he acts like an ass simply for the sake of being an ass for shits and giggles.

Once upon a dandy time, I was cruising back from the sandy camp in the south of Kuwait and our magnificent 3 lane highway clogged up into 2 lanes because of the lovely truckers taking up the right lane. Lucky for me I was driving on the far left lane, while the middle lane was hectic.

Fast forward a few minutes, and a police car pops up in my rear view mirror almost grinding on my bumper. Now, I was going 120kmph so he couldn’t flash me to move and he couldn’t grind me any further because well..he’s a cop. With the far right and middle lanes clogged up, I caused an even tighter bottle neck going a boring 120 testing the policeman’s morality.

After a staggering 15 minutes or so, I decided to move to the middle lane and unleash a herd of angry cars led by an even angrier cop. I chuckled and called that moment legen-dary. Share your moments of asinine triumph with the suspic!

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I’ve recently started using Windows7 and so far it’s exceptionally faster than Windows Vista which was absolutely crap. Literal crap that kept getting slower and slower by the day. It was as if you were watching a turd slide down a baby’s diaper all the way to the baby’s thigh and inevitably the floor being rock bottom.

My non-techie impression is that it’s pretty and much faster. My only problem is the QuickLaunch and my inability to add the desktop to it like the older Windows versions. Perhaps it’s my lack of knowledge but I’m completely speechless as to why they would put the built-in Show Desktop button all the way to the far right when all the apps are to the far left.

It’s one of those cases of being stupid for the sake of being stupid. You know, when we were kids and we put a lit match in our mouths, closed our mouths and then opened ‘ed to let out smoke? That’s purely being stupid for the sake of being stupid except we were kids and this is a computer software with a heap of money invested in it.

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The suspic apologizes to his masses and wishes they still haven’t replaced their source for awesome, body shivering posts.

You know how it is with fancy .com bloggers, they’re moody and they go on attention whoring breaks. I’m not like them though. I’m back because the finals season is coming up soon which means loads of procrastination and leisure time.

I love and miss you all, unequally. (I’ve been on twitter so I’m lying)

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