What have you done for your house lately, eh?

Y’know those houses we live in, they give so much but what do we give back? We should all do something nice to our houses every once in a while.

I’d like to take this moment to share a story of a connection that happened between Man and stone.

Due to the beautiful rain, and such, the roof’s gutters have water going through them and such. Well ours were clogged, and it was time for me to shine and pay back my debt to my house. I wore my shorts, beach sandals(aka نعال زنوبة), bright orange rubber gloves and a wiper(شطافة) in my hand and I dove in the muddy, brownish water of a crap pool and shoved my hand in that tube and I pulled that sponge blocking the gutter and drained the gutters.

Kumar was walking by one of the gutter exits under the gutter I was cleaning, only to be shocked by a waterfall of diarrhea like water splashing all over him. Who said collateral damage can’t be funny?

I bonded with my house today, what have you done, lately? What have you done?

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Math class ends at 2PM, with the traffic I arrive 30 or so minutes later with an empty gas tank because I’m too tired to fill it up, after that I just lay there contemplating the fact that I have to go back to uni at 4 for a 2.5 hours math class!

Not a tutorial, an actual class where if someone misses it misses out on lessons preparing us for the quiz this upcoming Thursday. Why? Because we’re late on schedule! But we didn’t miss any classes, doh, I guess I is just dumb in maths!

A big FU to whoever said “الجامعة سهالات”.

Oh and I’m back, yay.

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No one wants to see my hairy beasts?!

On a lighter note, sexually provocative clothes on women and sexual humor is more than welcome. We just don’t want to see suspic’s legs.

Insensitive, legsist animals! What’s wrong with my legs?

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