I often get these. I find ‘em patronizing a bit. The method they use to “pull you in” isn’t appealing to a stubborn person.

My answer to you is, “ุฃุตู„ ูˆู„ู„ู‡ูŠ ุฏู†ุชู‡ ุงู„ูุงุถูŠ”.

On judgement day where I’d lie, in heaven or in hell, solely depends on this e-mail that I haven’t sent. During that moment that’d determine my fate for eternity, the only thing that’d occupy my mind would be..

“!!ู„ูŠู‡ ู…ุง ุฏุฒูŠุชุด ุงู„ุงูŠู…ูŠู„ ุงู„ุฌุงู…ุฏ ููŠ ูŠูˆู… ุงู„ุณู€ู„ุงุณุง ุŒ ุชุงุฑูŠุฎ 29 ุฌูˆู„ุงูŠ ุงู„ููŠู† ูˆุชู…ุงู†ูŠุฉุŸ ู„ูŠูŠูŠู‡ ู…ุง ูƒู†ุชุด ูุงุถูŠ ู„ูŠูŠู‡”.

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You know what sucks?

Hoping for a message and when you do hear that message alert, you run up and open it and it reads “M-Chat Free On Mondays Call 858..”.

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ุงู†ุง ู…ูˆ ุถุฏ ูˆู„ุง ู…ุน ุตุงุญุจ ู‡ุงู„ุจูˆุณุชุฑ ุŒ ูˆู„ุง ุถุฏ ูˆู„ุง ู…ุน ุงู„ุงุชุญุงุฏ ุงู„ุงูˆุฑูˆุจูŠ(ู„ูƒุฑุฉ ุงู„ู‚ุฏู… ูˆู„ุง ุงู„ุฌู…ุงุฑูƒ) ุŒ ุงู„ู„ูŠ ุดุฏู†ูŠ ุจู‡ุงู„ุจูˆุณุชุฑ ูƒู„ู…ุชูŠู† “ูˆู„ูƒู… ุงู„ุฌู†ุฉ”. ู…ุง ู‡ูˆ ุงู„ู…ู†ุทู‚ ุŒ ุงูˆ ุงู„ุญูƒู… ุงู„ุดุฑุนูŠ ุงู„ู„ูŠ ุฎู„ุงู‡ ูŠุณุชุนู…ู„ ู‡ุงู„ุนุจุงุฑู‡ุŸ ุงุถุงูุฉ “ุจุฅุฐุงู† ุงู„ู„ู‡ ุชุนุงู„ู‰” ุทู„ุนุชู‡ ู…ู† ุณุงู„ูุฉ ุงู†ู‡ ุงุนุทู‰ ูุชูˆู‰ ุจุณ ู‡ู… ุงู„ู„ูุธ ููŠู‡ ุฌุฑุฃุฉ

ู…ุงุฏุฑูŠ ุนู† ุงู„ุฃุฌู†ุฏุฉ ุงู„ู„ูŠ ุจูŠู† ุงู„ุทุฑููŠู† ุนุดุงู† ุงุญูƒู… ุงูˆ ุงุชูู„ุณู ุจุณ ุงู„ุณุคุงู„ ุงู„ู„ูŠ ู…ุญูŠุฑู†ูŠ ุŒ ู‡ู„ ุงู‚ุงุทุน ุงู„ุงุชุญุงุฏ ุงู„ุงูˆุฑูˆุจูŠ ูˆู„ุง ุงู„ุนู„ู… ู…ุงู„ู‡ุŸ

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I was reading the newspaper and I found this review for the movie Hancock. I was first surprised to see the word “ุงู„ุฃุณู…ุฑ”, usually in here they’d just write “ุงู„ุฒู†ุฌูŠ”.

Anyway, the great reviewer detailed about each prominant character’s performance and how it could’ve been a better comedy, “ูƒูˆู…ูŠุฏูŠุง ุฑุงู‚ูŠุฉ” to quote the writer. After that, the reviewer went into great detail about how the movie was stale, amateur like, and below par for Will Smith after his last hit movies showing great knowledge in Will Smith’s career. Then the reviewer described the plot as rather poor and over the top. The problem is, cinescape didn’t show the plot. The writer also said that Will Smith seemed lost, I think he missed out the “drunk” part in Hancock’s character.

I respected the reviewer’s opinion until I saw this, written by the same person :

Butchering Will Smith for a good movie, followed by confusing “ุงู„ู†ุฌู… ุงู„ุฃุณู…ุฑ” in I,Robot with Wall.E. How smooth is that?

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Do not, I repeat, do not go to Hancock at any cinescape theater. Buy the DVD.

I was thrilled to see it opening in Kuwait, I had an internet knife fight with someone over booking some seats because all theaters literally had “0″ seats left. Then I went to the movie and I saw a sequence of funny, cool and awesome action scenes with no story.

They cut the fucking plot and everything related.

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I was running an errand that involved basboosa and a French bakery, and I rediscovered the cheap thrill of a 250 fils slushie and the feeling of insanity when you tell him to “mix everything”. It beats Starbucks’ 2KD crap and having to endure its scenery. Anyway, at the bakery :

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Baker : Are you Ali?

suspic : Nope.

Baker : Do you have an older brother?

suspic : Yeah, his name is Flan.

Baker : Not Ali?

suspic : Nope.

Baker : Well, I’ve seen you. I know! In block 3!

suspic : I don’t live here.

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The order was in Kumar’s name, I was mentally prepared to kick his ass if he made an “Are you Kumar? Hehe..” joke. Good thing, he didn’t.

My New Discovery :

If you want to moonwalk as if you were on the moon, walk with numb legs. In other news, all buses should have these :

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