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suspic : So the Range..
Flan : LOL “Rainj”
suspic : Umm..what the?
Flan : Why do you say it like this? “Raaaainj”
suspic : That’s what it’s called. Range Rover. R A N G E. Range.
Flan : No, it’s Rinj.
suspic : Range.
Flan : Rinj.
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You’d think that due to the fact that we have more Range Rovers than oxygen they’d pronounce the name correctly.
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“I<3maltesers” is the title of a post created by adorra. After reading that post, I had the drive in me to go ahead to the co-op and purchase myself a bag of those yummy maltesers. Along with some other junk food, like the never disappointing Wonka Nerds.
Now, before reading her post I didn’t even remember maltesers but her blog affected my life. Sure in an extremely insignificant sense, but it did. The question is, has blogging affected you and made you change your view on life or simply run off to the co-op and buy yourself a bag of maltesers? If it made you cry, then that’s bonus points for you.
I know my blog shapes your lives, but try to mention other people. If you can’t, I surely understand.
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I would love to spray random people in the face with that and say “What? It removes zift!”.
I was surfing numerous blogs and such, and as much as I enjoy reading all of your lovely posts I just wouldn’t go along well with some of you in real life. So I started thinking about an upcoming wedding, and it got me thinking, with the concept of traditional marriage which’s basically blind marriages, what if you were matched up with some blogger you totally disagree with on every level? It’s rather scary to notice how different people really are.
On a lighter note, I don’t know what’s happening to my sunshine. It’s fading away. I’m beginning to hate random people, in an old man kind of way. I blame the summer. Is this a part of growing up, being grumpy?
Why the fuck am I making a personal post?
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I witnessed a great battle between Qataris and Kuwaitis on “شارع المطاعم” the other day. It envolved H2 Hummers chasing Avalanche trucks around, a guy following another guy with a huge piece of wood, and then the said guy running away from the other guy because he picked up a heavy rock and ran after him, only to hit him right on the side of his head. It was TV worthy. If they had mated afterwards, it would’ve been Discovery Channel worthy.
Sadly, it all happened right in front of my car. I parked a bit far so nothing would happen near my car, but when they ran, ironically, it was all right in front of me. I only got down when they were near my car, and apparently I should’ve gotten down to break the fight up earlier because it’s my moral duty.
The debate is, why put yourself in harm’s way to save someone from their self inflicted harm that they got by being asses? I’d rather sit back, and watch the drunks fight instead of breaking it up, doing the lazy policemen’s work who were there.
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What would make you stick your nose in other people’s business?
I consider fighting needless unless it affects one of three, if not all, which are (العرض والنفس والمال).
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I’m sincerely blank and I blame the damn summer. Hopefully, summer school will have a positive side of interacting with imbeciles, which is material. As to now, I shall leave you with my random thoughts as I sit at my desk. Choose what you wish.
Youtube -
I can’t stop being amazed by Youtube, and how addictive it is to people. I find it completely, and utterly retarded. Sure, it’s fun if you want to watch a hacked clip of some sort, or the occasional person making an ass out of themselves to catch attention but to do it everyday, going from one video, to another related video for hours. It just lacks dignity. I find watching TV more dignifying.
I might be old fashioned though.
Kuwaitis -
We, Kuwaitis, are damn awesome. We’re very funny and witty in comparison to other nations. You can spot a Kuwaiti abroad from their comments or sarcastic looks. However, it’s caused a trend of not liking a thing. Everything, litterly everything, is disliked. It is so cool to point out the negative parts in everything. We are a pessimist society.
We complain about a lack of whatever, and when our needs are met we complain further more, about the people going there, or the structure, or whatever. My positive sunshine energy is ammuned to that thankfully. I just wish more people would bask in my orgasmic sunshine.
Sexy Car Wash -
I’m going to wash my car tonight. I’m going to polish everything in it, from the rims to the interior. I’m going to bond with it. Perhaps I’ll use a toothbrush.
Zag -
Zain are ripping me off everyday, and they keep sending me ultimatums to pay but they, alone, made me broke. How can a phone bill increase 12KD in a couple of days? The sad part is I have a company package that makes my minutes cheaper and such. I pay a large part of it, and by the time I get to pay the second part it would’ve increased 40%.
Batman -
When will the goddamn Dark Knight movie be released?
Social Protocols -
How come you can drive silently with someone and feel perfectly fine, but with others it’s awkward and you feel compelled to start meaningless conversations?
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It was a late dusty night in Kuwait, around 3AM and everyone was drag racing across the 2nd. ring road. Cars of all types were piled near the traffic lights to bond in seeing who can go faster in their piece of metal. Suddenly, a glimpse of an awesome car appeared in the front of the row. “It’s a new Skyline!”, suspic said as he argued with his friends. “It’s a pimped dodge charger fool!”, my fool of a friend said.
As the light turned green, this anonymous car floored it, and sped ahead of all of us with elegant wheelspin. “It’s a goddamn Skyline!”, we all said in our hearts as we sped behind it. The Skyline took a U-turn at the following traffic light and even though it turned red, everyone followed. We, 13 cars, followed its shadow just to contemplate its sexiness. 13 cars tried to follow it as it kept disappearing in the horizon and quickly got in an area nearby. We all went in after it, but it was nowhere to be found.
He made us all his bitches. Mashallah Allah yhaneeh, it’s a beautiful car. Isn’t it nice and simple how we males bond?
In other news, I went to the Audi dealership yesterday to see the unveiling of the new A5. Cocktails, blue drinks, shrimps, disgusting whipped cream thingies, a sexy live jazz singer dancing around, models greeting you at the entry, private invites only..Seriously?
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I got tagged by sir N.
What to do in an interview?
A question asked by many, but I had the answer. First of all, you must wear a polo shirt to look intellectual and you must be having a good hair day. Second, you must walk with great confidence and belief that they are lusting for your presence in their university. Third, when interviewed you must project VDS-ness through your eyes. Fourth, you must lie.
I knew I was going to get accepted, so it was more fun unlike some people I know who weren’t sure about it. All they did was talk about my awesome personality, the results from my personality test and English test.
I’m apparently realistic, enterprising, artistic, conventional, investigative, flexible and social. The funniest thing was the highest score was for an occupation in military. Full Metal Jacket would be my muse. I, then, got a 9.8 in the English exam which made her praise me and almost perform sexual acts on me because I got that while being a government school graduate.
Anyway, they kept calling me to tell me I was accepted but I was cool enough to ignore and call later ’cause I wanted to sleep. All that is left is KU Univ. now on the 29th. I should renew my civil ID..
Side Topic :
What is it with people and pulling the emergency brake? I keep getting yelled at for not pulling it whenever I park. If the ground’s flat and even there’s no need for it. Another thing’s turning off the AC before shutting the car down, and a new one’s to turn it off before putting the pedal to the metal and flooring it. Everything is “not good to the car”. I want to enjoy my car god damn it.
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What’s the street rep on this university? Your input is highly appreciated.
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Why do some people think they’re self efficient socially?
There’s this guy who they see everyday, and once upon a time he needed a ride to a mall where they were, so he tagged along with his brother and cousins and when he arrived there he realized it’s rude to leave the cousins he hadn’t seen in 7 years for the friends he sees everyday. Then, he saw his friends and he was in the middle of an issue so he did a hand move allegedly suggesting I’ll come later! when his brother and cousins go to an overhyped fastfood restaurant at the end of the 2nd. ring road and he’ll stay in the said mall with his friends.
They lack the tolerance, and he lacks the diplomacy. They see this guy everyday, they’re beyond bored of him and suddenly it’s disrespectful to them as men if he didn’t say hello to them. However, he’s expecting them to understand and mean well without explaining anything and blaming them for their initial reaction which’s justified, and then he says to me “Man if they don’t like it, screw them.”.
Uncle suspic wastes a minute of your time :
- You do not stir unneeded shit with your friends before a 4 month vacation after graduating which means lacking a social scene to compensate. Not because of respect to them or anything homosexual, simply because it’s not within your best interest.
- You are not a man because you learned a few manhood lines from your daddy. Suddenly, everyone knows “الأصول”.
- Occasionaly, you have to bow down to the storm instead of getting fucked up by it.
- You need people just as much as they need you.
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