Every now and then when you are growing up as a man, your father must throw differnet tasks, missions, if not tests on you. Tests to see how you would do, how you would behave on your own in foreign lands and such. Either that, or they’re lazy and that’s what kids are for.

My last mission was to find a tow truck at 11PM, bargon a fair price with him even though most of them are con artists because you’re in need which makes them in position of power not to mention at the time none were around, and then guide him through AlAndalus, Sulaibikhat and West of Sulaibikhat areas which I’ve never been to, to find the driver and the car which busted down on him due to some faulty safety system that locks the steering wheel in the middle of one of the said areas.

I got lost more than I wanted to, I made the tow trucker lost with me which must’ve pissed him off but I’m cool like that, and eventually I managed to succeed.

I laughed when I saw my useless GPS system, I yelled at the driver for the first time because the precision of his directions must’ve gotten lost in translation, also never get directions from a woman. The house owner’s directions led me to Entertainment City, and the man of the house pointed me to the house within minutes.

[..] Sneak Peak at the conversation with Kumar : [..]

suspic : Kumar, wainik?

Kumar : soof, haza dowar, seeda, seeda, yasar, seeda..

suspic : dowar mal UN, dowar 3tham? hatha ele fee hospital o hardees?

Kumar : eih eih! seeda, seeda, yasar, yasar..

suspic : la7tha! dowar seeda, b3dain yasar, wila dowar yasar?

Kumar : eih eih! seeda, seeda, yasar yasar, seeda

suspic : KOMAR!

Kumar : .. seeda! seeda! ymee..

suspic : KOMAR!

Kumar : seeda! see..

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One of the cars is getting fixed and we got a black Toyota Prado as a replacement til it gets back, and no one loves this car more than I do. Now I know I only love it because I’m raping its soul. Anyway, what I’ve done to it so far :

• Randomly roaring the engine and drag racing with Mustangs, Range Rover Sport Supercharged, BMW M6’s, etc.

• Make the sidewalk, at the end of Soug Sharg’s parking, overviewing the sea a lane for the Prado even though Soug Sharg was literally empty at 3AM.

• Park on my friend’s house’s sidewalk as I wait for him even though the whole street’s empty.

• Whilst driving, I’d suddenly ride the sidewalk with my two right tires. Driving on the street and the sidewalk at the same time is pure gangsta’.

• Cruise the 2nd. ring road late at night following drag racers til they thought I was an undercover policeman making them escape only to see them come back from another entry way to laugh at them.

• Go through every speed bump with a little bit too much speed, so much my stomach hurts right now.

• Hit the gas fast at different levels fast to make it move like I was badly driving a manual shift car, then actually turning it to a manual shift car and changing gears manually from L, 2, 3, 4 to D to drag race.

• Fill the gas tank with Premium(ู…ู…ุชุงุฒ\ุนุงุฏูŠ) instead of Super(ุฎุตูˆุตูŠ) since its cheaper, and driving til it’s near Empty to fill it up with 1KD afterwards.

• Drift the car on the empty lands near a friend’s house.

• While being on the right of a 2 lane going, 2 lane coming street with a sidewalk separating them I saw the turn for my friend’s house on my left, and the roundabout for a U-turn a few hundred meters away..I stopped and made a U-turn driving over the separating sidewalk whilst giggling my ass off.

The car’s still with us. I don’t want it to leave, I’m driving it more than my own car. The moral of the story is, when it’s not your car it’s a lot of fun. As the saying goes, “ู…ุงู„ ุนู…ูƒ ู„ุง ูŠู‡ู…ูƒ”.

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I was sitting on a bench contemplating the sea with a friend at 3.30AM when it hit us, high school friends really aren’t forever. Older people have always told me that high school friends will slowly drift away as you graduate but I didn’t expect to be left with just a handful of friends when the actual group’s quite large.

From a large number we got stripped to 3, 3 who will go to university in different places and complete their education while the rest will pursue colleges abroad or they’ll hit the military. Of course, there’s Flan who might be with me if he gets accepted in KU/GUST/AUK/AUM but I hope not since he’ll probably leach off of me academically and socially.

Our fear was that the high school friends will be gone, and we’ll be left with a new social scene, as immature but with bigger, more defining roles. I just got comfortable with my social status, I don’t want to do it all over again.

Will High school friends prevail? Probably not. Reason to stop investing in them as friends? Probably. Will I? Hmm.

It seems this is the age of drifting apart, I went out with a cousin tonight. We were childhood perhaps infant friends til the age of 16, now I can’t get myself to spend half a day with him when he used to sleep over for a week. Life’s interesting, innit?

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1930-2008

ุงู„ู„ู‡ ูŠุฑุญู…ู‡ ุจุฑุญู…ุชู‡ ุงู†ุดุงู„ู„ู‡

ุงู„ุฃุฌูŠุงู„ ุงู„ู‚ุฏูŠู…ุฉ ูŠุนู…ู‡ุง ุงู„ุฃุณู ุŒ ุงู„ุฃุฌูŠุงู„ ุงู„ุฌุฏูŠุฏุฉ ุชู‡ู…ู‡ุง ุงู„ุนุทู„ ุŒ ุทุจุนุง ู‡ูŠ ุญุฏุงุฏ ู…ูˆ ุนุทู„ุฉ ุŒ ูˆู„ูƒู† ุงู„ุงุณู… ุงู„ุนุงู… ุจูŠู†ู‡ู… ุนุทู„ุฉ ูˆุงู„ุณุคุงู„ ุงู„ู„ูŠ ุชุจุน “ู‡ู„ ุชูˆูู‰ ุงู„ุดูŠุฎ ุณุนุฏุŸ” ู‡ูˆ ุณุคุงู„ ุนู† ุงู„ุนุทู„ุฉ ุŒ ุดุฎุต ูŠู„ู‚ุจ ุจุฑุฌู„ ู…ู† ุฑุฌุงู„ุงุช ุงู„ุฏูˆู„ุฉ ุŒ ูˆุชู… ูˆู„ูŠ ุงู„ุนู‡ุฏ ู„ูุชุฑุฉ ุทูˆูŠู„ุฉ ูˆุชูˆู„ู‰ ุงู„ุญูƒู… ู„ูุชุฑุฉ ูˆุฌูŠุฒุฉ ุŒ ูˆู‚ุจู„ ุฐู„ูƒ ู…ู†ุงุตุจ ุนุฏูŠุฏุฉ ุŒ ูˆุงู†ุง ูƒูุฑุฏ ูƒูˆูŠุชูŠ ุฏุงุฑุณ ููŠ ู…ุฏุฑุณุฉ ุญูƒูˆู…ูŠุฉ ู…ุงุนุฑู ูˆู„ุง ูˆุงุญุฏ ู…ู† ู‡ุงู„ุฃุนู…ุงู„

ูŠู‚ูˆู„ูˆู† ููŠ ู…ุงุฏุฉ ุชูˆุนูŠุฉ ูˆุทู†ูŠุฉ ู„ู„ู†ุธุงู… ุงู„ู…ูˆุญุฏ ุงู„ุฌุฏูŠุฏ ุŒ ูˆูŠู„ูˆู…ูˆู† ุงู„ุงุฌูŠุงู„ ุงู„ู„ูŠ ู„ู… ูŠุฒุฑุน ููŠู‡ุง ุญุจ ุงู„ูˆุทู† ุงู† ู„ูŠุด ุชุนู„ู‚ูˆู† ุŒ ูˆู„ูŠุด ุชุฎุฑุจูˆู† ุงู„ุจู„ุฏ ุŒ ูˆู„ูŠุด ู…ุง ุชู‚ูˆู„ูˆู† ุงู„ู†ุดูŠุฏ ุงู„ูˆุทู†ูŠ ูˆู„ูŠุด ูˆู„ูŠุด ุŒ ุดุฐู†ุจู‡ู… ุงุฐุง ู…ุง ุงู†ุฒุฑุน ููŠู‡ู… ุญุจ ุงู„ูˆุทู† ูˆ ุงู„ุบูŠุฑุฉ ุนู„ูŠู‡ ุŒ ุจุงู„ุนุฑุจูŠ ุงู„ุจุณูŠุท ุนุทูˆู‡ู… ุดูŠ ูŠุญุจูˆู†ู‡ ู…ุงูŠู‚ุฏุฑูˆู† ูŠุญุจูˆู† ุงู„ุนุฏู…

ููŠ ูŠูˆู… ู…ู† ุงู„ุฃูŠุงู… ูƒู†ุช ู…ุงุฎุฐ ู…ู‚ุฑุฑ ู„ุบุฉ ูุฑู†ุณูŠุฉ ูˆูˆุฏูˆู†ูŠ ุฑุญู„ุฉ ู…ุฌู„ุณ ุงู„ุฃู…ุฉ ุŒ ุงู„ุนู„ุงู‚ุฉ ุจูŠู† ูุฑู†ุณุง ูˆู…ุฌู„ุณ ุงู„ุฃู…ุฉ ุดู†ูˆุŸ ูŠู…ูƒู† ุฃุตู„ ุงู„ู‚ูˆุงู†ูŠู† ูˆุงู„ุชุดุฑูŠุนุงุช ุจุณ ู…ุง ุงุชูˆู‚ุน ุŒ ุฑุญู†ุง ู‡ู†ุงูƒ ูˆูุฑุฏ ู…ู† ุงู„ู…ูˆุธููŠู† ู‚ุงู… ูŠูƒู„ู…ู†ุง ุนู† ุงู„ู…ุฌู„ุณ ูˆุนู† ุฃู†ุธู…ุชู‡ ูˆูƒูŠููŠุฉ ุนู…ู„ู‡ ุŒ ูƒู„ ุณุคุงู„ ุงู‡ูˆู‡ ุฌุงูˆุจู‡ ูˆุงุญู†ุง ุทุงู„ุนู†ุงู‡ ุจู†ุธุฑุฉ ุฌู‡ู„ ุŒ ูˆ ู†ู‚ุฏ ุนู„ูŠู†ุง ู„ุงู† ู…ุง ู†ุนุฑู ุดูŠ ุนู† ู…ุฌู„ุณ ุงู„ุฃู…ุฉ ุŒ ูˆุญุงู„ูŠุง ู…ุง ู†ุนุฑู ุดูŠ ุนู† “ุฑู…ุฒ” ู…ู† ุฑู…ูˆุฒ ุงู„ุฏูˆู„ุฉ ุŒ ูˆู‡ูˆ ุงู„ุดูŠุฎ ุณุนุฏ ุงู„ู…ุบููˆุฑ ู„ู‡ ุจุฅุฐู† ุงู„ู„ู‡ ุŒ ุงู„ู„ู‡ู… ุงู„ู„ูŠ ู†ุนุฑูู‡ ุนู† ุญูƒุงู…ู†ุง ุงู† ูู„ุงู† ุญูƒู… ุŒ ูู„ุงู† ุจูŠุนุทูŠู†ุง ู…ู†ุญู‡ ุŒ ูู„ุงู† ุชูˆูู‰

ู…ุคุงู…ุฑุฉ ุนุธู…ู‰ ู„ุงุจู‚ุงุก ุงู„ุดุนุจ ุฌุงู‡ู„ุŸ

ุงู„ู…ู‡ู… ุŒ ุงู„ู„ู‡ ูŠุฑุญู…ู‡ ุŒ ุงู†ุชู… ุงู„ุณุงุจู‚ูˆู† ูˆู†ุญู† ุงู„ู„ุงุญู‚ูˆู† ุŒ ู…ูˆุนุธุฉ ู„ู…ู† ูŠุชุนุธ

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Where do you stand on going to a movie alone, and witty comments during the movie? They all went to it on seperate occasions and I missed every one. It’s such a cinema movie, I don’t want to download it or watch it on DVD. I can’t watch a movie alone, I need to make not so witty comments to someone!

Who wants to go? I promise I’ll keep my hands in my pockets. That only applies when the lights are on, when they’re off it’s free game.

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I believe most of you are familiar with the show Taw Ellail on Al-watan and Khalid Abduljaleel’s segment there, showing us the dark side of our society with his noble efforts. I mean, it’s not commercial, he surely means well! He’s like a modern superman and the law is his cape and all that epic stuff.

Onto my point, he’s been pushing a topic for 3, 4 episodes now about Kuwaitis abroad in Egypt who have never seen Kuwait and live in small villages doing lowly jobs such as farming and selling foul and flafel. What struck me was how it was totally blasphmeous for them to do that, as if, if they’re carrying a Kuwaiti passport that means they’re better than their fellow locals there. They’re above their current life, and the current society they live in. What I like best, is how we hear about the problem and hear no valid solutions a bit like the elections but that’s another topic. I don’t see it as a problem actually, what’s wrong with an Egyptian with a Kuwaiti passport living there. It’s like they want every passport owner to work in investments and drive a Cayenne or else it’s total blasphemy and Unkuwaiti.

The other day I was criticized for not yelling at the cart boy for trying to shove groceries down the trunk of my car almost breaking some stuff. He obviously didn’t know better, nothing wrong happened and I simply helped him open the thing and all was done, but supposedly I should’ve yelled at him because he “should’ve known”. I don’t want to preach equality because that’s gay, but there’s something deeply wrong with some people. The humane factor is gone..but of course then you drive off and forget everything but the memory remains with the cart boy and one day, one day, he’ll stab your momma in the eye. I call it, “Blind Justice”.

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I’ve been busy the last few days purchasing a car. It arrived yesterday. I came back with a smile on my face, I love the car. I walked in, grabbed the keys and headed out. I took pictures of it, and sent MMS messages all around, I made the engine roar for random pedestrians, I hugged the damn car.

The thing with family though, I got it yesterday and I just woke up and I looked outside the window to say hello to it just like how I said goodnight last night, and it wasn’t there. Someone took it for a joyride..

Being the first to own a car in my group of friends, I’m looking forward to certain people who are known to be “masl7chiya/leaches”. They will be good entertainment. Also, do you have any car rituals, traditions, rules? My close friends want me to endorse a “No food in the car”, while I was sipping a strawberry margarita.

I’m looking forward to the new car presents, I’m hoping for no swarovski crap. In case you missed it, yes that was a hint. I’m expecting presents.

Update : I don’t have a car anymore. It was taken away from me because I postponed the exam I had today because I didn’t study for it while I was enjoying the car. I get the car on Sunday, and my exams are from Sunday to Thursday, life is tough.

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