What are your plans for new year’s?

Being a competitive be-haatch of a gangsta..Okay, no more ghetto talk for me.

Anyway, my brother’s spending New Year’s in New York and I’m stuck in Kuwait, so I came up with the idea of trying to out-do him..right here in Kuwait!

I’m very lazy though, so I thought..why not steal your ideas?! So please share, as I choose the best one. My current ideas are :

• Stay at home, and watch a couple of movies while studying for finals.

• Go to some mall, and wait for chaos to happen.

• Go to a gulf road restaurant and watch the clock turn to 12AM in the waiting room, or get a table too soon and spend it paying the check and walking out..or get it too late and spend it next to a fat man cow waiting for a table.

• Hire a private helicopter, kick the pilot out whilst in the air, do a suicide nosedive into a hot spot, come out of the wreckage with a cigar in my mouth, pull it out, turn to the camera and say “I AM THEE ARAB AH-NALD! HAPPY NEW YEAR BEETCHIZ!”.

..so what do you think?

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The moon keeps moving.. =(

Anyway, how easily entertained are you? With the current results, I’m facing a lot of lonely time..so instead of writing poetry and some other gay shit, I’m just doing nothing.

I must say just sitting back, and watching TV isn’t as awesome as it used to be when I was a kid. I used to sit for hours and call it a kick ass day..but now it’s just annoying. I can’t just stay and watch random TV, if it’s a movie fine I’m a huge movie addict, but spending a night flipping through channels hurts my ego.

..so tonight at 11.30PM, I went through a mental tantrum and said I was going to do something about it, and I considered the options I had in mind. They were either to stare at white walls, or blow my nose in a tissue and watch snot dry..so I said screw it and I took my headphones, plugged them in me phone and went out walking.

In the words of Forest Gump, I just felt like walkin’.

And I did so, for an hour. I went from one end in our area, to the other, then back. It was nice having people stare at you, and slow down when passing by you. I kept thinking “Either I’m awesome, or I’m facing a serious session of ass rape soon!”. I’m glad it wasn’t a rape squad out to get guys walking late at night. I felt the sudden urge to walk on my hands, but I thought people would call the cops to arrest that drunk guy walking on his hands on the sidewalk.. =(

The most awkward part was when I reached the end of the area, I needed to justify my U-turn. I couldn’t just stop, turn and go the other way..so I panicked as I was walking towards the end, then I looked right, then left, then right again..made sure no one was watching, then I made the u-turn. :|

What do you do during your time of lonely?

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Should one back down and swallow his pride for his own good?

One refused, and is now fucked..really fucked.

Where do you stand on the thin line between pride and ego?

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The other day I needed to suit up and wear a dishdasha to go the tailor, and have a new one made for me, but before that I had to make a little stop at the bank to deposit a cheque for dad. I was just out of the shower, suited up, and ready to go. It was a damn good hair day too!

So I get to the bank, and park exactly in front of the door. I step out, looking all nice and dandy, and I take that walk from the car to the door. Weirdly enough, due to the position of the receptionist I had to make eye contact with her all the way to the door, and all the time till the damn slow door opened up.

Fog should’ve came out when the door opened, I was awesome..so I intended to greet her and I tried, I really tried, but I was fresh out of bed and I didn’t say a word, so my throat was still asleep. All that could come out of me was the awkward “Sa-..lah-m!”. That was awkward given the fact it happened again when I approached the teller, so I had to cough throughout my whole stay with them to ‘clear my throat’.

When have you choked? How awkward and sucky was it? It’s a total ‘prestige’ killer.

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I will not rant about women and how they just pile up clothes, ’cause that’s been going on since the stone age with cavewomen picking tigers for the caveman to skin.

This post is about how men react when they’re in the company of a shopping woman.

My sisters always drag me with them to stores and such, and a while ago I went to a big store with my sister specifically for the make-up section and it was crowded with pre-eid traffic, so I couldn’t take a walk especially since the floor was to women only..so it was either going in with her, or taking a walk in the lingerie section which’s totally taboo.

When we got to the section, I didn’t want to dive in with her since it was full of women trying on make-up, so I just stopped at one point in the middle with my eyes following my sister. I just didn’t know where to look, to my right there were women trying out shit, to my left it was some ad about lipstick that lasted for 16 hours that I read about 200 times.

Suddenly, I saw another man park by my side and we just shared a sigh together that said “Fucking women shopping, I feel ya, man!” in man language. Then another man parked next to us, and we were just three men next to each other looking at the women we came with. Sadly though, they left one by one as I stood there alone again.

Then we stood in the long ass line, while I heard some woman next to me tell her daughter to buy some women things and she was really too specific considering a guy was next to them..but I guess women don’t think when they shop. I couldn’t help but start reading more ads when she was talking.

..but by far the funniest conclusion is watching how a man panics when the woman he’s with walks into the lingerie section. You just see him hit the breaks, put it in reverse and start playing with his phone or checks out whatever. I saw a guy check out purses!..to avoid going there.

Bottom line women, don’t take a guy shopping with you. We just crawl up to a corner and sit there looking awkward between all the women. Not to mention the looks we get when you leave us alone! At least talk to us, or bring some toys with you to occupy us. =(

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It’s nice to live your life, go out, have fun..but when it turns into a routine it gets old fast. Especially with a vacation coming soon, it’s going to be waking up in the afternoon, eating lunch late alone, going out, coming back late at night, staying up, and repeat.

I don’t like vacations. I can’t hold order..and I can’t live in a routine long enough before I get bored.

How’s your routine?

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I went to it today with me family at the Avenues. It was in the big ass screen 6 which I love. The screen was so huge it was intimidating. That’s the only one worth going to at the Avenues if I may say. I quite liked the experience except at the end when people were walking out, and they didn’t open the lights until it was empty. We were at the top row, come on I don’t want to trip 20 stairs down. You’ve failed me again, Avenues Cinemas.

Now on to the movie, it was excellent. The story was compelling, and didn’t get boring. It was interesting from the opening scene till the end. I highly recommend it. It’s 2 hours, so it was nice. I felt it was a bit rushed at the end, but over all tres good. It had Eva Green in it too, so that’s money well spent.

Now the part where I rant about some idiot, the last row was fully booked except 2 seats that were 10 seats apart, so a man and his wife booked them in hope that we, the people in the middle, would be kind enough to move one seat to the right so they’d be sitting next to each other. This kid kept arguing with the ticketboy as to why and how come. What would make someone disagree to that? He’d still have great seats.

I don’t care really, I was happy to move to the right. I had the best chair in the theater, last row, exactly in the middle. My sister kept resting her head on my shoulder, that was the only down side..but hey, being nice ain’t easy..

So, what are your pet peeves while going to the movies? Where do you prefer to sit? 

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First, the weather ruins my chalet trip and now it almost kills me?!

My god, everyone suddenly wants to act like it’s Tokyo Drift when it rained today. The streets were wet, it was fun. I must admit, I took the track control off and went lunatic on the streets, but I did it in empty streets in the afternoon! Not in the middle of traffic at night!

Anyway, I was at the second ring road(“el7ob”) late at night, and I took the last u-turn before the bridge’s traffic light. I stopped, the street was empty, only a trailblazer was coming in the middle lane, so as it came I slowly drove ahead. You know, when a car’s passing by and you’re at the u-turn and you slowly move forward waiting for the car to pass?

Anyway, part of my hood was out and I stopped for some reason. Then I saw the guy do a bit of a wheelspin, I thought hey he’s having fun in the rain! Only to see the motherfucker swerving sideways from the middle lane to the left lane coming directly towards my hood’s right corner. All I could do was honk!

It was going to be a head-on collision, but he swerved right in-fucking-front of me, then the car span out of control and his back tires both rode up the sidewalk of the left lane, then he drove ahead fast into the opposite sidewalk of the right lane driving both front tires over it. He reversed quick, as I took the u-turn and drove away fast. Here’s a thingy I made since I’m pretty bored :

 

Having no license, I didn’t want him to pin it on me..and go apeshit on me. He almost killed me when he was driving in a fucking empty street! He went from going simply straight to doing circles to hit a parked car. Fucking moron!

What did you see in this nice-for-a-drive weather that got ruined by idiots?!

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That is the surname we give to our headmaster at school because of his Hitler mustache. He’s so horrible, I feel bad for Hitler for being associated with our headmaster. My friends and I had an English listening exam that’d take 3 minutes tops on Sunday, and our class was at 12:30, so we thought why not do it now at 10 since we were already at the school and some of our friends did so before we came. Sadly, we encountered two control freaks..

The head teacher of the English department :

He’s this gay looking, tall, balding, Egyptian man with a fruity tone of voice. He completely lacks logic, and I doubt he has any grasp on reality. First off, when my friends and I are in the department talking to our teacher, he talks to our teacher in English telling him to make us “get lost”. Now, we are seniors who have been studying English for 12 years, your job is to teach us English, do you really think we won’t understand you?!

The other incident is when I talked to him about the exam. He kept telling me the exam was to be taken in your class time, I agreed to that but argued that many students took the exam and took off. Students that are my friends, and are reliable. His argument was “That’s what you say..”. I argued more that there was no reason for me to stay 2.5 hours for a 3 minute exam which is the teacher reading a paragraph to us once and us doing some true or false questions.

His reply, was the control freak stutter and hand shaking..which made me walk away cussing him.

The headmaster :

When my friends walked in his office, I felt like we just surrendered our souls to the devil. I whispered “why..why..why!” to them, as he was talking on his cell phone. My friend approached his desk and waited for him to finish. His first words were “Take your cap off when you speak to me!”, my friend did so, then he said “Move back..”, so my friend moved back from his desk, then he said “..more!” until he was at the desired distance.

That alone is reason why we want to burn him, but to add to that, his reply to our requests was just the “tsk..” voice which means no. We weren’t worthy of hearing actual words coming from his mustached mouth. Perhaps next time we should bow in his presence?

So, what kind of control obsessed freaks, have you encountered? Whether it’s a random somebody or a boss or whatever?

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..or gangsta’.

I went to it last night, the 10pm show at the Avenues. You know, that place with those tiny cinemas. The ones decorated with only black, which looks very amateur and undone even though they’re the newest cinemas which means they should be top notch. You still don’t know? You know, those cinemas that don’t even give you wide screen, but more like a home theater feel!

Now on to the movie, it’s a good solid movie narrating the life of a gangster. It’s 2.5 hours long with the ads and trailers in the beginning. It has its dull parts, but overall it’s watchable and it’s excellent when compared to the current movies. It didn’t get butchered, but that could be because it was a late show. I wouldn’t watch it on DVD, I’d probably nap because of the dull parts..but for a cinema-movie it’s pretty darn good.

 Starring, Denzel Washignton and Russel Crowe. ” Oh my god they’re both Academy winners so it must be good~!111! ”

Now on to a rant about the Avenues, the movie ended at 12:30 and when we got out we couldn’t go anywhere but head down the escalators for the main door for Ikea to get out if we were parked outside, but we parked in the parking lots on the third floor which means we had to get into some long narrow hallway passing by janitors’ rooms, security guys’ rooms ’till we found a door that led us to the first floor of the parking lot. Then we had to walk, to an elevator, go up, get out and get in our car.

Now I was with my sisters, but say women went alone to a movie that ended after the mall closed, does that mean they have to take a walk through empty long hallways with some men in empty rooms when the mall’s all closed and empty to get to their car? I doubt it’s very safe. So, good thinking there, Avenues Administration! .. imbeciles..!

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