EXCITED ABOUT HALLOWEEN THIS THURSDAY?

I sure am!!!

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That Bouncey Ball

Things NOT to do whilst being on the toilet doing your thang :

• Playing with the small bouncey ball. Throwing it at the wall in front of you, and catching it.

Why you may wonder? SHIT HAPPENS! Don’t recommend it.

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IT'S NOT FUCKING FUNNY?

If you are NOT funny, please accept reality and don’t try to be funny. Signs of you not being funny :

• NO LAUGHTER

We have this kid who’s just lame and I think he has some hormones problem. The bastard was short last semester, this semester he’s taller than me and I KNOW puberty didn’t do that to him. That bastard took some steroids enemas up his ass or something.

Anyway, he’s beyond lame. I hate lame people. His idea of being funny, is untying the straps for my backpack so I get out of my exam, and I have to carry my backpack with my right hand and hold it near my waist like that fag who has that LV bag. Anyway, he passes by me and goes “Why you carrying your bag like this?” and I reply loudly “Like I don’t know which son of a bitch did this..” and then I give him the Arab look of shame and death.

He also likes to push standing people on sitting people in the hallway, every one calls him a son of a bitch but he doesn’t seem to stop. Signs of you being lame :

• People calling you a son of a bitch.

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WHY DO YOU LOOK AT ME?!

So yeah, I hate them fucking kids. They just STARE, at ME!

Today after “Haddah”, I sit on those long small metal fences that hurt your ass so much and this lady covered in black all over parks up with her kid in the front seat. First of all, if there’s no hole for the eye then how can you fucking see in order to fucking drive? HUH? You want to be religious, coolio! Don’t fucking drive and kill people.

Anyway, I see the kid staring at me, I turn to my friend, I look back and I see her STUCK to the back door window STARING at me with her finger or whole hand in her mouth.. Now I’m not pedo or anything, but what the hell is she trying to do? And how fast can she MOVE? In 1.3 seconds she moves from the front to the back, to the back door window breathing on it and eye-molesting me?

Kids creep me out!

My 5..6 month old nephew just stares at me from a distance and smiles and all that happy shit, but when I carry the boy he just goes blank, looks at me for 0.1 seconds and then looks away..and I’m like “YOU WANTED ME, NOW LOOK AT ME!” .. what, I’m not pretty enough?

God damn infants, they just drool and bite on things.

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The Neighbor(s)

We don’t know our neighbors after 5 years of living here, but still, there are problems..

Neighbor A:

His wife controls him, and locks his kids indoors. They’re my age but I’ve never..ever seen them. He just became some big CEO, so now on top of everything he’s snobby with his chauffeur opening doors for him and sitting in the backseat of his car.

Neighbor B:

He expects us to change the design of our house because he designed his house in a way that would allow the windows from our side to view the inside of his house, even though we were building in the same time so he had time to change..or realize the error in his design. After declining, he stopped waving hello.

Neighbor C:

With already 3 speed bumps on the way to our house, he decides to add 2 more extending from the beginning of his house, and from the ending, apparently so when his kids would cross over to the open space across the road they wouldn’t have to worry about cars. Either he’s retarded, or his kids are. Crossing a small street to open space that no one uses because they’re unoccupied lands waiting to be built for other people isn’t necessary or even that hard to do. After rudely declining the request to remove them, we made The City remove them.

What happened to the stereotypical friendly neighbors?

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suspic is always right!

suspic is ALWAYS right! I am ALWAYS right!

Proof? I got back up from a complete stranger today. My friends and I are in a phones shop in 3dayliya, and he talks about the iPhone and he goes on about its expensive price and how he wants one. He doesn’t know shit about the phone, just that it’s “cool”..and I tell him my brother got one for 120KD and sold it for close to 200(could’ve gotten more but whatever..), then he tells me I’m wrong and then this fine young lady steps in and backs me up, of course we were stunned, and she just kept talking we just said like 2 sentences and the rest was all her. We just let her talk..and talk.. till she turned to the Egyptian guy and kept on talking. She was nice enough to prove my righteousness, and embarrass my friend.

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Tribute – In The Memory Of 'Jootie'

A tribute to something that was close to my heart..or feet. I finally replaced my shoes with new ones after several complaints and comments from people, after a year of hardcore daily use of not just wearing everyday but playing football occasionally too!

In short words, I raped them. I raped them good!

They’re still in good condition, I’m too lazy to wash it. It still has some of the lines my friends drew on one of the shoes with their pens. Sadly, I have to let them go. I was actually begged to change them not for me..but as mercy for the shoes.

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PO-lees

What’s with cops and their meaningless tickets? My cousin picks me up, and we go nearby and get us some juice from Altha7ya, we go in, take a drive and look for parking lots but the road’s just one way. You can’t take more than one turn in the parking lot, the road drives you out, so by the end there’s a right turn which’s an exist, a left turn filled with occupied parking spaces and a head is a dead end. My cousin didn’t know for the lack of arrows on the ground and continued and then found an empty space, and then the cop walked up in front of us and told him to park, and then “Heh! Go order and then come to me!”" he said after taking his license and registration.

Apparently we were going against coming traffic or some other bullshit. He takes my cousin’s license, and tells him to come pick it up days later from someplace, after he makes fun of him for living in Jahra as to what brought him here, when he explained that I lived near by, he started some other bullshit as to what makes juice here more special. Apparently he has it in for guys, since guys were practically standing in line for their tickets from him. He gave it back to my cousin later, and went “You broke my heart, there..”..’cause my cousin sweet talked the other cop.

He gave every guy with a tinted window(even if it’s just back windows) a ticket, and in general every guy who made any offense. He was doing it by the book just to clear his “daftar”, and the girls were getting smiles and practically him walking their cars out and showing them the way..and making them wait for parking lots and not have to go outside immediately like the guys if we didn’t find one.

Asswipe, he was. In the words of that rapper, “Fuck teh po-lees!”.

My cousin just got his license on the 24th., and he was just looking for police checkpoints to give it to them since he had to run away from them when he didn’t have it, but how ironic is it that his first encounter is getting a police ticket.

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Street Fighter

So my friends and I are waiting for our food to finish while sitting in the car, and this guy passes by and he and my friends share looks and there begins the “Why you stared?” phenomenon. My friend took the high road and went “I thought you were someone else..” and the guy went “Riiight..” in an asshole-ish way and walked away, then my friend replied again and then is when the shit hit the fan.

They argue and exchange comebacks, and to make the story short..my friend tells him to wait, we drive away as my friend calls some people to come since the punk had us hugely outnumbered which’s why he was so comfortable at being cocky, and as we confirmed some guys we go back and we don’t find him..so the thing will probably happen at school.

Male ego caused this. Both parties were about to end a lovely night with getting hurt and fighting because no one would step down..bleh.

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Radio Silence

It’s how I prefer it when I’m driving nowadays. I miss the good ol’ days when radio was used to broadcast music, not shitty half assed talk shows. Marina FM is greedy, after the success of Reaction and Dewaniya they just launched a shitload of game shows, and I hate it. It mostly consists of 2 annoying uncharismatic show hosts, a bunch of guys trying to be funny, a bunch of girls with their midnight-calls-voice and some foreigner ass kissing Kuwait.

Then 103.7 joined up and they’re filled with talk shows now. What the hell am I supposed to do when I want to listen to Arabic music? 99.7’s all English and frankly, they just repeat the same shit.. and Sawa 95.7 is all news when I put it on.

What’s up with Kuwaiti shows using dollars as their prize money’s currency? I realize 100 sounds better than 30, but still..

The lesser of two evils is Kuwait FM though, when they play music they play the good shit. I don’t know which demographic Marina’s aiming for, ’cause it’s all shit songs between 30 minute talk shows of the same..

A: Your question is, what’s the capital of Zimbabwe ? ( Seriously Speed! Show Guys, people hardly know the countries and you want the damn capital? And you get to choose the letter. )

B: Any hints, options? :D

A: Oh what the hell, one hundred dollars for you! A hundred for everybody! Hip hip hurray!

What I absolutely loathe in these talk shows is the first exchanges of every fucking call which go like..

A: Hello caller!

B: Can I participate?

A: Of course you can! We’re honored to have you!

B: So Flan, how are you?

A: I’m good thanks for asking how are you? Enjoying your evening?

B: Yes, very much. Thank you so much for the great show, the best show in the middle east! God bless you, the director, the producer, the janitor, and all the staff. God bless!

A: Thanks, so kind of you..anyway, your question is..

*etc.*

It’s just wasting air time, and listeners don’t really enjoy this crap. Like anyone really cares..

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